FIVE RULES of Life
1. Money cannot buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4. Many people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then again, neither does milk.
1. Money cannot buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4. Many people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then again, neither does milk.
